We live in a terrible time and in social networks : to call me to his desk, a colleague writes in facebook chat: "Masha, come here!" And in passing puts "Laika" to a photo of my dog. I think we will soon forget how to communicate offline. We will give each other virtual gifts, throw links to anecdotes, raise glasses on "Skype". Cruel world! And this I have not yet said a word about how many maniacs and other nerds are trying to get into your "friends" . However, we will talk about them with the psychologist Anna Nazarova further. You can only read and take note.
Former classmateUsually much, stressedly married . On the page hosts pictures of the spouse, child, car, dacha, mother-in-law. She shares frames with signatures: "I, the 5-star hotel, all inclusive, Kemer, next to Vasya is drinking beer." The second series - pictures from the wedding, on which the bride seems to stand on the palm of the groom. With all this, the former classmate now and then proposes (and, I'm afraid, not only to you) "somehow intersect, for example, with you. You can at night. "
What a soul: "It is possible, all this is a joke, nothing more. And perhaps, the comrade masks beautiful photos with a failed, from his point of view, life, "- explains Anna.
What to expect: If a friend hints that the spouses with children are not at home and it's time for you to retire, just forget. It looks like he likes to have fun at your expense . And it's good if you remember the school years and make each other a pleasant day. But there is a chance that a deeply dissatisfied with his life a classmate will start to pester you. Do you need it? Well, here we are with Anna, we hope not.
A real romanticIf you see a person with a toy heart in his hand , or with a martini glass and a strict eye, or, say, just in a kokoshnik, you know - before you a romantic. To the female characters, he always turns to "You", calls them "Beautiful Ladies." It's easy to point out in the interests of something like the movie "Dirty Dancing". If a foreigner turned to you, wait for the phrase: "Your mother gave birth to you for me."
What kind of soul: Most often, such citizens belong to the cohort of mother's sons . "Either they never separated from the parent mentally, or physically: the mother continues to cook them every morning a semolina with special foam," Nazarova asserts. - As a rule, romantics come from single-parent families or from those where mother plays the first violin. That is, she captured her son and brought up from him a true knight, a real man with all the attributes that she herself lacked from "these dirty, smelly animals." And now the kid grows up a romantic prince. It is not excluded that he writes poetry (in some cases even good ones), and he does not mind kicking on a horse ".
What to expect: First of all, a romantic image. If you still dream of serenades, glances with povolokoy and bunches of roses, then cheers, of course. But keep in mind: God forbid you to love hydrangeas. The prince follows the stereotypes to which he is accustomed: roses - and the point! He plays a role, your destiny - to send him from the balcony of the party of Juliet. All the same, all this is not for you, but for the mother , who, wiping away the tear of emotion, will take care of all the work around the house, the garden and the auto repair shop, in order not to distract the child from the Chief.
Do not count on passionate sex after Reading Byron - this mother did not teach. This is foo. Besides, you know, smells of betrayal: my mother raised her son for her narcissistic needs, and not to give it to the first counter pike. True, the extreme version is also possible: my mother, I'm sorry, went to another world, and you can have sex on your feet, which turns into perverted and insatiable forms (for, as usual, not sex is needed here for a man, and the boy needed the love of his mother in its time).
MaleI think a great sitter died in it. That's how you go to the site, and there - He. In his underpants, against the background of the carpet (His Vorssey) or the stairs, on the toilet - is not it beautiful? Hair he combs with ruff or gloss gel, he looks languidly in the lens, invitingly holds his hand on his underpants . Your sense of beauty is agonizing, and a person considers his photos sexy and seductive.
What a soul: "Very demented self-esteem!" - says Anna. - It's not necessary to laugh, not to be horrified, but to pity a person (just do not get carried away, this is not a reason to call him to visit and cradle on his chest). Sometimes such people are ashamed of their existence . Self-criticism in a person tends to zero, and precisely because he can not let criticism enter consciousness - it will immediately destroy it. "
What to expect: "Let's hope not exhibitionism," says the psychologist. - Such a character by and large has no opportunity to build a full-fledged relationship . He needs constant confirmation of his own importance, and he will do this not only for your account, but also for attracting the attention of others. Most importantly, remember that you are not helping him in this matter. Because in his throwings, he subconsciously turns to his mother and waits for her approval. "
Victim of "Photoshop"Here from these people I may well have an early gray. I can not even imagine at the barrel of a gun that it drives men who draw their ears, wings, proboscis or - simply and with taste - a huge penis. I had to run for advice to Anna.
What kind of soul: "Yes, anything," assures the psychologist. - I do not want to make a diagnosis on the photo, but usually a normal person is content with his own portrait against the backdrop of the mountains. Or cars. Or wallpaper in a flower. Zarubi on the nose: do not contact a citizen who seriously sees himself in the image of a leopard. Because heat or closeness from him can not wait. " In general, do not be surprised then, if your joint picture suddenly turns into a picture on which you stand next to a huge roll (let the new familiar figure resembles Pinocchio) and portray Pamela Anderson or a pretty bee. Yes, it seems to him that it's so beautiful. Are you against it? Sorry.
What to expect: "As a rule, the attempts of such a specimen to go beyond the ordinary existence do not come from an equalization of a hero like Yuri Gagarin, but from total insecurity in oneself ," Anna says. - So the soul of the character, most likely, is the desire to assert itself. And not even so much for your account (thanks already!), How much at the expense of asserting yourself in the right to life. Most likely, he can achieve this only by introducing himself as someone else. Well, you, probably, in his consciousness will turn into another being. "
Skull, cat, president of the Russian Federation or just a pile of rubbishYou go on the page, and there just a photo. Anything : from the idol of millions to cream cheese. How to react? What to think? In what to suspect ?!
What kind of soul: "Either the person has serious complexes ," our psychologist warns, "or he plays a certain game. And it's good if he understands which one. Okay, if a photo of a gun or a cool car, these symbols are normal for a man. You can even understand on the photo of a rumpled hamster or a dog after washing - apparently, before you a regular visitor of the fashionable in our time resource leprosorium.ru. But all sorts of characters and photos of actors can hide behind themselves any strangeness, you decide to get acquainted closer. "
What to expect: "What you want, but hardly good," Anna is convinced. "Just close this page." Or show your friend for edification - so you can not! "
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